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Crochet The Golden Girls

Picture it: Miami, 1985. Four women in their golden years, all single and ready to mingle, share a house. Blanche Devereaux, the owner of the home, is a Southern belle with a wardrobe to die for and a revolving bedroom door of eligible bachelors. Rose Nylund is a kind-hearted albeit naive widow from St. Olaf, Minnesota, who always has a story that may or may not have anything to do with whatever topic the girls are discussing. Dorothy Zbornak is a divorced substitute teacher with a sharp tongue and witty retort to any question thrown at her. Last is Dorothy’s Ma, Sophia Petrillo. She’s a Sicilian grandma who narrowly escaped an extended stay at retirement home, Shady Pines, and she makes a killer spaghetti sauce.

When The Golden Girls debuted in 1985, it was almost unheard of to have a television show starring four women over 50 who had active love lives, careers, and deep friendships with each other.

The show’s clever writing and chemistry of the cast remains as fresh today as when it debuted.

Besides being a funny show that has stood the test of time, The Golden Girls is a cult phenomenon. Ask someone which Golden Girl is their favorite, and you have their personality pegged. I’m a Dorothy. What does that say about me? Watch the show.

What better way to celebrate characters in a show that everyone loves than to crochet dolls of them?

Give a set to your best friend. Make a Sophia coin purse for your mom. Feeling nostalgic? Crochet a little Fernando the Teddy Bear (one ear only) for the Rose in your life. What are you waiting for? Head out to the lanai with your crochet kit, whip up these amigurumi Golden Girls, then celebrate with cheesecake!

Allison Hoffman

About This Kit

Included in this kit are all the materials you need to create one Sophia doll: a size D (3.25mm) crochet hook, a yarn needle, an embroidery needle, seven colors of yarn, silver, gray, and black embroidery floss, wire, beads, safety eyes, and stuffing.

About This Kit

Included in this kit are all the materials you need to create one Sophia doll: a size D (3.25mm) crochet hook, a yarn needle, an embroidery needle, seven colors of yarn, silver, gray, and black embroidery floss, wire, beads, safety eyes, and stuffing.

About This Kit

Included in this kit are all the materials you need to create one Sophia doll: a size D (3.25mm) crochet hook, a yarn needle, an embroidery needle, seven colors of yarn, silver, gray, and black embroidery floss, wire, beads, safety eyes, and stuffing.

About This Kit

Included in this kit are all the materials you need to create one Sophia doll: a size D (3.25mm) crochet hook, a yarn needle, an embroidery needle, seven colors of yarn, silver, gray, and black embroidery floss, wire, beads, safety eyes, and stuffing.

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The Adventures of Dog Man

From the creators of Captain Underpants, it's Dog Man, the crime- biting canine who is part dog, part man, and All Cop!

George and Harold have created a great hero who digs into deception, claws after crooks, and rolls over robbers. When Greg the police dog and his cop companion are injured on the job, a life-saving surgery changes the course of history, and Dog Man is born. With the head of a dog and the body of a human, this heroic hound has a real nose for justice. But can he resist the call of the wild to answer the call of duty?

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This standard fit short-sleeve t-shirt features a comfortable crew neck and quality construction, making it the perfect graphic tee gift for both men and women. The soft fabric looks as good as it feels, and this tee is durable for everyday wear. Our cute, funny, and unique designs are printed professionally, and make great novelty gifts for him or her, young or old. With CafePress, your satisfaction is always our promise...buy with confidence, as we offer easy returns and exchanges and a 100% money back guarantee.

• 100% Cotton
• Imported
• Machine wash cold inside out with like colors, tumble dry low for easy care
• These quality short-sleeve crew-neck t-shirts are 100% pre-shrunk cotton (cotton/polyester blend for gray colors) and are soft and durable for a comfortable feel. Fit is unisex standard (size up in doubt). S, M, L, XL, XLT, 2XL, 2XLT, 3XL, 3XLT available.
• Our graphic tee designs are professionally printed, so your unique design will look great and make someone smile with the funny, cute, vintage, or expressive artwork.
• Treat yourself, or make this t shirt the perfect gift for Mother's Day, Father's Day, Valentine's Day, Christmas, birthdays, anniversaries, retirement, or for no reason at all!
• Machine wash cold inside out with like colors and tumble dry low for easy and convenient care. IMPORTED.
• We offer 100% money back guarantee, so you can buy with confidence. Your satisfaction is our promise, and returns/exchanges are made easy.

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Repetition & Recall

Flash cards are a tried and true study method. Unlike textbooks and workbooks, flash cards allow children to memorize and recall answers much faster through repetition.

Build Confidence for the Classroom

Children are more likely to volunteer in class when they are confident they know the answer. Studying with Carson Dellosa flash cards will help your child master math concepts and build a love for learning and participating.

Select Subtraction Facts

This essential pack of math flash cards includes 54 cards focusing on key, select subtraction facts. It also includes a bonus card featuring game ideas for children to play at home or on the go.

Leather-bound Classics

Our Leather-bound editions are the foundation of any good home library. Canterbury Classics’ stunning, collectible compendiums feature some of the greatest literary names and masterpieces.

A few of the titles in the series include:

• The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes and Other Stories
• Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland and Other Stories
• The Arabian Nights
• The Art of War
• The U.S. Constitution and Other Writings
• and over 50 more!

Gorgeous Covers

Beautiful Spines

Custom Endpapers

Classic stories in a timeless format.

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This wire bound journal is stylish stationery, and will keep you both organized and looking sharp. Our spiral notebooks make a great personal diary or log book, and are perfect for keeping class notes, daily thoughts, or your best doodles. For your 160 page journal, choose between blank, dot grid, lined or task pages in quality 60 lb book-weight paper, bound in black wire. Each spiral bound journal measures approximately 5"x8", and features a professionally printed heavy front cover and back cover make of textured plastic. These diaries make great gifts for men, women and students for any occasion. With CafePress, your satisfaction is always our promise...buy with confidence, as we offer easy returns and exchanges and a 100% money back guarantee.

• This spiral notebook measures approximately 5"x8", and features 160 pages of 60 lb book-weight acid free paper (choose blank, dot grid, ruled, or task page format, as available).
• Each personal journal is wirebound in black wire, with a professionally printed heavy front cover and flexible plastic back to make your personal diary durable and for everyday use.
• Use this spiral bound notebook to keep notes, journal thoughts, your best doodles, or to manage your to-do list.
• Treat yourself, or use these journals as the perfect funny or novelty gift for men, women or students for birthdays, Mother's Day, Christmas, or no reason at all. IMPORTED.
• We offer 100% money back guarantee, so you can buy with confidence. Your satisfaction is our promise, and returns/exchanges are made easy.

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This wire bound journal is stylish stationery, and will keep you both organized and looking sharp. Our spiral notebooks make a great personal diary or log book, and are perfect for keeping class notes, daily thoughts, or your best doodles. For your 160 page journal, choose between blank, dot grid, lined or task pages in quality 60 lb book-weight paper, bound in black wire. Each spiral bound journal measures approximately 5"x8", and features a professionally printed heavy front cover and back cover make of textured plastic. These diaries make great gifts for men, women and students for any occasion. With CafePress, your satisfaction is always our promise...buy with confidence, as we offer easy returns and exchanges and a 100% money back guarantee.

• This spiral notebook measures approximately 5"x8", and features 160 pages of 60 lb book-weight acid free paper (choose blank, dot grid, ruled, or task page format, as available).
• Each personal journal is wirebound in black wire, with a professionally printed heavy front cover and flexible plastic back to make your personal diary durable and for everyday use.
• Use this spiral bound notebook to keep notes, journal thoughts, your best doodles, or to manage your to-do list.
• Treat yourself, or use these journals as the perfect funny or novelty gift for men, women or students for birthdays, Mother's Day, Christmas, or no reason at all. IMPORTED.
• We offer 100% money back guarantee, so you can buy with confidence. Your satisfaction is our promise, and returns/exchanges are made easy.

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Lounge and sleep comfortably in our super-soft pajama sets made of breathable, well-coordinated fabrics.

• COZY & COMFORTABLE: Life is better in pajamas! From relaxing mornings to restful nights and days made just for lounging, our women's pajama sets are soft, comfortable and oh-so-cutely coordinated.
• BREATHABLE, SUPER-SOFT LOUNGE & SLEEPWEAR: These pajamas are comfortable and cozy in a style all her own! Our crewneck shirts are made of breathable 100% cotton, and are designed with a fitted, longer length to complement her curves. Our relaxed-fit unisex bottoms sport a no-fly string waist. The black plaid, pink plaid and red plaid print bottoms are cotton flannel with pockets; all others are cotton jersey.
• PROFESSIONALLY PRINTED: Expertly printed with thought and care, our custom pajama tops are designed to last for years to come! Easily machine wash cold with like colors, tumble dry low. Imported for final manufacture locally.
• FROM NIGHT TO DAY TO NIGHT: Our pajama sets are made for cozy, restful nights, but designed to give her a cute and coordinated look from night to morning to night. Since our pajamas are customized to show off her personality, she'll love the chance to show them off while making her morning cup of coffee, sitting by evening fire or cozying up with a good book.
• IDEAL FOR YOURSELF & A UNIQUE GIFT: Surprise your wife, sister, mom, grandma, daughter, aunt or friend, or order one just for you! Our women's pajamas make a unique and thoughtful gift for Christmas, Valentine's Day, Mother's Day, birthdays and more!

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Travel in style with this cloth tote bag, professionally printed with your favorite design. These quality natural canvas hand bags are durable, professionally printed, and will satisfy all your reusable shopping bag needs. Also perfect as a beach tote, grocery bag, or book bag, these bags make great gifts for teachers or students, or treat yourself! And with CafePress, your satisfaction is always our promise...buy with confidence, as we offer easy returns and exchanges and a 100% money back guarantee.

• Small measures 15"x15" with 26.5" sturdy reinforced fabric handles
• Medium features full side & bottom support gussets, measures 15"x18"x6" with 22" reinforced fabric handle
• Make this shopping tote your new favorite grocery bag, library tote, or beach tote. These bags are also great gifts for him or her, young or old, for any occasion.
• Machine wash cold inside out with like colors and tumble dry low for easy and convenient care. IMPORTED.
• We offer 100% money back guarantee, so you can buy with confidence. Your satisfaction is our promise, and returns/exchanges are made easy.

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These awesome pajamas are sure to become your new favorite sleepwear! Our unisex pajama set consists of super soft 100% cotton bottoms that fit comfy and loose, with a 100% cotton crew neck top. You'll want to wear your comfortable PJs all day long, around the house, or to that special slumber party!

• 100% Cotton
• Machine wash cold inside out with like colors and tumble dry low
• COZY & COMFORTABLE: From relaxing mornings to restful nights and days made just for lounging, our men's pajamas are soft, comfortable and presentably coordinated.
• BREATHABLE, SUPER-SOFT LOUNGE & SLEEPWEAR: These pjs are comfortable and cozy in a style all their own! Our crewneck shirts are made of breathable 100% cotton, while our relaxed-fit bottoms sport a no-fly string waist. The black plaid and lumberjack print bottoms are cotton flannel with side pockets; all others are cotton jersey. Twelve plaid color combinations to choose from!
• PROFESSIONALLY PRINTED Expertly printed with thought and care, our pajamas are designed to make you look great for years to come! Imported for final manufacture locally.
• FROM NIGHT TO DAY TO NIGHT: Our pajama sets are made for cozy, restful nights, but designed to look like they just grabbed a T-shirt and bottoms from their dresser drawer. Since our pajamas are customized to reflect your personality, you'll love the chance to show them off while grabbing the morning paper or even taking the pup on an evening walk.
• IDEAL FOR YOURSELF & A UNIQUE GIFT: Surprise your husband, brother, dad, grandpa, son, uncle or friend, or order one just for you! Our men's pajamas make a unique and thoughtful gift for Christmas, Father's Day and birthdays, or just because!

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Tell the world how you feel with this rectangle magnet! Add instant style to your refrigerator, locker, or cubicle with a design that speaks your mind. Or use this rectangle refrigerator magnet on your dishwasher or fridge to keep your reminders in view. Professionally printed on a 2"x3" metal shell with a mylar/UV protective cover, this magnet is perfect to add to your collection, or to give as a gift for men, women, and students. With CafePress, your satisfaction is always our promise...buy with confidence, as we offer easy returns and exchanges and a 100% money back guarantee.

• Express yourself with a rectangle magnet design that fits your sense of humor, political views, or promotes your cause and beliefs.
• Our high quality fridge magnet is professionally printed on 2.125"x3.125" metal shell (approximate size) with a flat magnetic backing. This rectangle refrigerator magnet is also protected by a clear mylar/UV cover.
• Use it on your refrigerator, locker, cubicle, tool box, or as a dishwasher magnet for some attention-grabbing style.
• These novelty magnets are the perfect indulgence for your passion, personal magnet collection, or make great funny or unique gifts for men, women, and students. IMPORTED.
• We offer 100% money back guarantee, so you can buy with confidence. Your satisfaction is our promise, and returns/exchanges are made easy.

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This classic long-sleeved t-shirt is the perfect companion for life's adventures and all your long-sleeve tee needs. Stay warm and comfortable in this soft 100% cotton shirt that is durable for everyday wear. The crew neck style and stretch-ribbed sleeve cuffs keep the cold out, keeping you comfortable and in style. Our shirts are printed professionally and will make the perfect gift for him or her for Father's Day, Mother's Day, Valentine's Day, birthdays, or any occasion. And with CafePress, your satisfaction is always our promise....buy with confidence, as we offer easy returns and exchanges and a 100% money back guarantee.

• 100% Cotton
• These quality long-sleeve crew neck shirts are 100% cotton (pre-shrunk), and are soft and durable to keep you warm and comfortable.
• Our graphic tee designs are professionally printed, so your unique design will look great and make someone smile with the funny, cute, vintage, or expressive artwork.
• Treat yourself, or make this long sleeve shirt the perfect gift for Father's Day, Mother's Day, Valentine's Day, Christmas, birthdays, anniversaries, retirement, or for no reason at all!
• Fit is unisex standard (size up in doubt). S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL available. Machine wash cold inside out with like colors and tumble dry low for easy and convenient care. IMPORTED.
• Your satisfaction is our promise, and returns/exchanges are made easy.

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Tell the world how you feel with this rectangle magnet! Add instant style to your refrigerator, locker, or cubicle with a design that speaks your mind. Or use this rectangle refrigerator magnet on your dishwasher or fridge to keep your reminders in view. Professionally printed on a 2"x3" metal shell with a mylar/UV protective cover, this magnet is perfect to add to your collection, or to give as a gift for men, women, and students. With CafePress, your satisfaction is always our promise...buy with confidence, as we offer easy returns and exchanges and a 100% money back guarantee.

• Express yourself with a rectangle magnet design that fits your sense of humor, political views, or promotes your cause and beliefs.
• Our high quality fridge magnet is professionally printed on 2.125"x3.125" metal shell (approximate size) with a flat magnetic backing. This rectangle refrigerator magnet is also protected by a clear mylar/UV cover.
• Use it on your refrigerator, locker, cubicle, tool box, or as a dishwasher magnet for some attention-grabbing style.
• These novelty magnets are the perfect indulgence for your passion, personal magnet collection, or make great funny or unique gifts for men, women, and students. IMPORTED.
• We offer 100% money back guarantee, so you can buy with confidence. Your satisfaction is our promise, and returns/exchanges are made easy.

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CafePress brings your passions to life with the perfect item for every occasion. With thousands of designs to choose from, you are certain to find the unique item you've been seeking. This 100% ring spun cotton short-sleeve t-shirt features a comfortable crew neck and quality construction, making it the perfect graphic tee gift. The soft fabric looks as good as it feels, and this tee is durable for everyday wear. Our cute, funny, and unique designs are printed professionally, and make great novelty gifts for him or her, young or old. And with CafePress, your satisfaction is always our promise...buy with confidence, as we offer easy returns and exchanges and a 100% money back guarantee. CAFEPRESS DOES NOT OFFER PRODUCTS IN THE CATEGORIES OF ROBES, PAJAMAS OR LOUNGEWEAR INTENDED FOR USE BY INDIVIDUALS UNDER THE AGE OF 12. THIS PRODUCT IS NOT INTENDED FOR SUCH USE.

• Comfort Colors fit is unisex standard. Great gift for men and women.
• Graphic tee designs are professionally printed; your unique design will look great
• 100% ring spun cotton. Machine wash cold with like colors, tumble dry low.
• Pigment dye will not bleed onto other clothes. Imported.
• We offer 100% money back guarantee, so you can buy with confidence. Your satisfaction is our promise, and returns/exchanges are made easy.