10 best birthday funnies

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36 BOXED ADULT BIRTHDAY CARDS WITH ENVELOPES Looking for a huge stockpile of birthday greetings card for this coming year? Do you have lots of friends and relative that you send and give birthday cards to? Look no further than this assortment of 36 mixed bday cards. Featuring different types of cards from comic drawings of people, animals and places we got it all for you. Your friends, coworkers and relatives will surely love receiving funny and humorous greetings on their bday. These high quality, good as gold cards are printed on-demand (and we are very demanding!) in North America - some made in the USA, others in Canada. Many of our fabulous, custom & colorful note cards are also available blank to appease one's closeted, creative urges. You are able to make these blank and generic, fold over cards more modern & unique for your work or office party, write personal messages, or draw cute & fancy pictures...There are merely 7,000 funny cards in the collection, from silly to slightly immaturee, and inappropriate dirty adult humor gifts, offering a plethora of everyday and seasonal occasions. Whether looking for a themed sports greeting card, bulk assortments, boxed notecard sets, or a specific life occasion, you're sure to find it. No matter which foldover, stationery notecard greeting you choose, we strive for perfection - every card, every order, every time. Are you thinking a lasting impression is important? – ORDER NOW!

• CARD'S INSIDE GREETING READS - Each card has its own unique greeting. (Some cards may have inappropriate language or photos). Please review the photos for more details. Here's an assortment of 36 funny cards for birthdays, perfect for adults and mature teens. Add laughter to your greetings!
• SIZE - This 4.63 x 6.75 inch greeting card set comes in a wonderful standard size allowing you to pen short and meaningful birthday greetings for that special celebrant of yours. Fill it with nice notes to make the celebrant happy on their bday.
• BOXED BIRTHDAY CARDS - This lovely and complete birthday card bundle comes in a nice reusable box ensuring these cards are all tidy and organized. Always have a Happy Birthday greeting card handy with this bulk set of 36 notecards. All that's missing is for you to pen a personalized message for the celebrant!
• The greeting card's cover page is slightly longer than the back for easy opening (yes, it's intentional); Print on demand technology helps reduce wasted paper and material
• Each notecard is made from thick, durable cardstock (no papyrus, naturally) with 30-percent recycled content, minimizing environmental impact; The stationery is made in the USA and Canada

User questions & answers

Question:	Are the inside of these cards gloss finish or matte
Answer:	They are matte finish. Hilarious cards, always the hit at parties.

• Receive one funny birthday card for your boyfriend, husband, girlfriend or wife.
• Front features a funny illustration of Bob Ross painting another happy portrait.
• Inside says, "Happy Birthday! May all your accidents be happy ones."
• Folded card measures 5-inches by 7-inches and comes with a matching envelope.
• Sleazy Greeting cards are designed, printed, and packaged in the USA.

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Sassy And Naughty Greeting Cards

Sleazy Greetings funny cards are perfect for your upcoming occasion. Each card design is hand-made and masterfully illustrated. To protect your card during shipping, we carefully seal it within a plastic envelope and place it within a sturdy recycled mailer.

• Printed on premium, smooth, heavy cardstock.
• Card measures 8" x 5.3" inches folded.
• Blank inside for your personal message.
• Includes an extra thick envelope in case you want to mail your card.
• Card wrapped in a protective cellophane sleeve. 100% Satisfaction guarantee.

User questions & answers

Question:	Does it come with a red envelope
Answer:	yes it does
Question:	What is on the inside of the card
Answer:	THE INSIDE IS BLANK.

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I really like fitness…fit'ness taco in my mouth! Admit it- eating tacos is way more fun (and delicious!) than working out. Forget leg day - Taco Tuesday is my favorite day of the week! We designed this punny taco tshirt with the foodie in mind. Funny taco tshirts are where its at, but if you are more of a pizza or ice cream lover, we have shirts who prefer those goodies over exercising too!!



No Hablo? No problem! You don't need to speak Spanish to celebrate Mexico with the best apparel pesos can buy! Whether you're showing off your Latin american heritage or just love tacos and want to drink tequila, you'll be prepared for anything. If it's Cinco De Mayo, Dio de Los Muertos, or any other day of this year, this design is for you. Show off your Mexican pride for one of the greatest countries in the world. So have a burrito with guacamole on May fifth or some spicy pico de gallo and a margarita on the Day of the Dead and dress yourself with some Mexican party decorations!



Don't Sacrifice Comfort



At Crazy Dog T shirts, we’ve combined what every guy loves in a mens graphic t shirt: a comfortable fit and funny jokes. The Best quality tees, super soft cotton and top of the line screen-print inks that stay vibrant and look great. Our cool pre-shrunk tee shirts mean a man never has to worry about shrinkage. Our tshirts will help you look stylish, feel relaxed and be hilarious all at the same time! They're great geek gifts ideas for a nerd with a sarcastic sense of humor.



Your New Favorite T-shirt



The ultra soft cotton fitted tees let men look great binging movies on the couch or chillin at the gym. Our experts have harvested the finest jokes, sarcastic quotes and movie references guaranteed to get a laugh. We print all our novelty tees and nerdy tank tops in-house with state of the art equipment so it looks just as good when you first put it on as it does when your significant other pries it out of your hands

• Poly/Cotton Blend
• Pull On closure
• Machine Wash
• SUPERIOR DESIGN: Crazy Dog T-shirt branded tees are designed and printed in the USA. We screen print our graphic tees with state of the art equipment to ensure vibrant colors and lasting durability. Our awesome funny shirts are the perfect gift for any occasion.
• NEW FAVORITE SHIRT: We have our tees manufactured to be the best super soft high quality shirts. Our vintage lightweight fitted tees are made from ringspun cotton to get that comfortable fit and feel. Our sarcastic tees have the funniest sayings, while hilarious they are cool at the same time and are perfect when you're binging movies on the couch or chillin at the gym.
• SATISFACTION GUARANTEED: Whether you're cute and adorable or sarcastic and nerdy, get ready to have fun with this graphic tee. Machine washable (wash/iron inside out in cold water/low heat, hang dry,). Larger sizes are available - 3XL 4XL and 5XL – for most novelty designs. If you are unsatisfied for any reason, we will provide an immediate exchange.
• VIVA MEXICO: This shirt is perfect for Cinco De Mayo, Día de Muertos, celebrating heritage, or simply showing off a love of Mexican food. Everything south of the border is just a little bit more fun with this tee.
• MENS FIT: This is a men's shirt; Check our other listings for this design in women's and youth sizes. Our tees are slim fit so order a larger shirt if you're between sizes. Larger sizes are available - 3XL 4XL and 5XL – for most designs. Check out all of Crazy Dog T-Shirt tees for funny shirts for men.

User questions & answers

Question:	False advertising? crazy dog shirts are supposed to be super soft. i see reviews about how they are actually gildan tshirts. can someone confirm
Answer:	My daughter has a queen size and it fits perfectly
Question:	Can you do a better sizing chart? Seriously 5'9" to
Answer:	Quilt - 19" X 15" Blanket - 20" X 14 Pillow - 6.5" x 5.5" Small Pillow - 3.5" x 3.5"
Question:	Hi. trying to understand if the t is cotton or cotton-poly. description leaves it uncertain. thanks
Answer:	No it is not cotton. It is polyester flanel.
Question:	Would a small be too big for a 12 year old girl? (5'2", 100 lb
Answer:	It is washable.

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This funny birthday card is sure to delight in these 'interesting' coronavirus times! Social distance birthdays can be tricky, but this card is lightweight enough to mail to your friend via standard mail or perfect to drop off on their doorstep too! The coronavirus doesn't have to ruin their special day and you can make it just a little bit brighter. This is the ideal card for anyone celebrating their birthday during this crazy covid pandemic - perfect for a friend, a brother or sister, mom or Dad, cousin, Uncle or mistress - this card is sure to go viral! Funny Gift For Men, Adult Birthday Card

• ✔ FINALLY! - A Funny Birthday Coronavirus Greeting Card that expresses exactly what you want for their special day!
• ✔ INSIDE MESSAGE - A thoughtful message of 'Happy Birthday! (from a distance)' No surprises here - Short & Sweet!
• ✔ GIFT GIVING MADE EASY - Show them you actually care by adding an Amazon Gift Card, IOU or Money!
• ✔ IT'S A KEEPER - Who doesn't want a special momento from their pandemic birthday?!
• ✔ PERFECT FOR ANYONE ON YOUR LIST - A friend, brother, sister, Mom, Dad or Mistress!
• ✔ Alcohol Quarantine Card Funny Birthday Card for Him Her FriendSocial Distancing Cards

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Offensive Rude Happy Birthday Card. Card Reads: Happy Birthday Mother F@@ker. We have never been fans of the boring card, it's somewhat satisfying to get a giggle off the recipient and Lima Lima came about after several frustratingly fruitless searches for funny cards to send .. we gave up the search and created our own. It is all about banter, silliness and insults... all tongue in cheek of course, and if you can't find what you are looking for drop us a line! We add new designs as frequently as we think of them - and we are always thinking of them, it may seem as though we are crazy ... and that is because we kind of are (in a good way of course). You can imagine what the office is like, we would invite you to visit but you would probably never leave ever again and we are getting quite crowded now.

• PROFESSIONALLY PRINTED - Funny Birthday Card For Men & Women Perfect For Mum Dad & Best Friends
• QUALITY - Professionally printed on thick 300 gsm card with a matt finish SIZE - A5 (When Folded) lots of space to add your own personal greeting
• ENVELOPE - (Included) high quality, with the colour matching the card design & occasion
• PACKAGING - Packed in a cellobag and dispatched in a hard back envelope to ensure the card arrives in perfect condition

User questions & answers

Question:	What does it say on the inside
Answer:	We ship these custom man cards in 1 day!
Question:	is this a pulp fiction reference
Answer:	To personalize this custom man card with a name, just click the orange "Customize Now" button near top of page. Then type out your desired engraving, and add to your cart. If you have any other questions, please let us know and I’ll be happy to help.

• CONGRATULATIONS! You are older!!!! What better way to celebrate than with our "It's My F*cking Birthday" trucker hat? This hat is the perfect party accessory to add a touch of class and sass to the celebration. Whether you are celebrating your 21st birthday, 30th birthday or your 91st, this hat is guaranteed birthday fun.
• QUALITY: The beautiful, high quality printed letters will catch the attention of your loved ones when the birthday boy or girl walks into the room. Fun, playful, durable, and best of all, reusable!
• SIZE: One size fits all! Comes with adjustable strap. Happy birthday funny people!
• GUARANTEE: We stand by our hats with a 100% money back guarantee. If this birthday hat does not make you and your loved one's smile, then your money back.

User questions & answers

Question:	What are the dimensions? Will it fit a man with a large head
Answer:	Yes, my friend has a huge head and it fit.

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It's Your F**king Birthday!

What better way to celebrate than with our "It's My F*cking Birthday" trucker hat? This hat is the perfect party accessory to add a touch of class and sass to the celebration.

One size fits all! Comes with adjustable strap. Happy birthday funny people!

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This funny birthday card features a witty and unique sentiment captured in a modern minimalist design sure to make the recipient laugh out loud!



Product and Packaging



- Professionally printed on heavy weight, premium white cardstock.

- Greeting card measures 4.25 x 5.5 inches.

- The inside is blank so that you can personalize it with your own message.

- Includes a coordinating sturdy, recycled, kraft envelope for your card.

- Card and envelope are packaged in a clear cello sleeve for protection during shipping.

- Placed in a sturdy, rigid mailer to avoid bending.

- Visit the Modern Wit Store to shop our entire collection!

• They're still younger than you, so at least they have that going for them.
• We produce luxe, heavy weight cards using premium white stock and richly printed ink color.
• Card is 4.25 x 5.5 inches, blank inside and includes a sturdy, recycled kraft envelope.
• Packaged in a clear cello sleeve and shipped in a rigid mailer to ensure your gift is protected.
• Modern Wit is a small business in northern IL. Our products are designed and printed in the USA.

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Know what's sure to start a birthday celebration off right? A good laugh. Give a card that's sure to make them smile with one of the 12 lighthearted cards in this assortment. The perfect addition to your stationery supply, you'll always have the right card on hand to wish your favorite people a very happy birthday. The Hallmark brand is widely recognized as the very best for greeting cards, gift wrap, and more. For more than 100 years, Hallmark has been helping its customers make everyday moments more beautiful and celebrations more joyful.

• Cheerful birthday card set features four lighthearted birthday designs, sure to make the birthday boy or girl smile.
• Assortment includes 12 cards (1 of each design) and 12 envelopes. Cards are blank inside for your own happy message.
• Never miss another birthday! Keep birthday cards on hand all year with a single box or buy in bulk for a lifetime of happy birthdays.
• Birthday cards measure 5" x 7.2". Printed on high quality paper stock, Hallmark's eco friendly greeting cards are made with paper from well-managed forests.
• Shoebox greeting cards are the perfect way to make someone laugh out loud. These edgy, irreverent takes on life are surprising, hilarious, often inappropriate and always timely.

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Self-affirmation adjustment.

If you find yourself feeling overwhelmed and drained by life’s busyness and demands, stop in your tracks and do an attitude adjustment, or more specifically a “gratitude adjustment.” You have need for some “me TLC” and a dose of radical self-affirmation.

The incredible art of self-affirmation.

Positive living and affirmation queen Becca Anderson reminds you that you are pretty darn great. Often we find ourselves at the back of our own bus, having made everyone else happy but our own damn self. Then you go and beat yourself up about it. Let’s stop that, shall we?